Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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