i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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