we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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