he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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