everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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