ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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