Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
time to smoke my breakfast
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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