sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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