She said her name was "party"
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
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The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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