but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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