with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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