this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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