she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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