Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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