His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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