I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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