what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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