You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
True strength comes from lack of pants
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