I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Life is so much better after having sex.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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