He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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