Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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