How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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