I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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