I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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