ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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