I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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