Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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