He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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