You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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