i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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