Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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