don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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