wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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