The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
