I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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