how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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