Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i think i have herpe
just one?
you mean i was at the winter classic?
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
i believe in u and ur pee
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
