that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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