Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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