if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she was so not down for the gang bang
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
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