Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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