I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
