You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
a search helicopter?!
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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