remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We need to feng shui this bitch.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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