I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
i dont even know how to be here
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
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