garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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