I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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