she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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