You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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