the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
our cab driver is having phone sex.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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