am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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