Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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