She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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