shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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