I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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