Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Randomize
