I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Randomize
