whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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