Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I still have a little drunk in my system
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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