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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
so much tequila, so little girl.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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