I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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