i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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