Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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